The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

The Good

They installed the windows several weeks ago. It’s difficult to get a decent picture of them. Perhaps taking panoramic shots on a phone’s camera with shaky arms after a long day of physical labor isn’t best. Still, this will give you a general idea of how things look:

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See the protective film on the windows? I will use a rudimentary knife fashioned from a flat head screwdriver to shank the person who tries to pull that film off before I get to it. Some people do bubble wrap. I peel film. It must stay on until the drywall is up and everything is painted. It’s killing me.

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The Mystery of the Upstairs Siding

As might be expected, this project has infiltrated my dreams. The surprising part is how long it took to figure out the dreams were about the house. This week’s subconscious nocturnal adventures included special guest stars The Hardy Boys. Those of us who grew up with a steady diet of Nancy Drew and Trixie Belden know the boys as periphery players – something to read only if the Drew/Belden shelves at the library were empty. Why the starring role now? That’s a good question for a detective! The first clue is this stuff:

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Our meetings with the architect originally focused on very modern designs. The first images in this website feature a house down the street from us: Studio Mud. This house attracted us to the neighborhood and it’s precisely what we expected to build. Then we spent more time at the land and we realized a Dwell-style home wasn’t the best fit. The house down the street works so well because it’s cantilevered from a hill, it’s surrounded by tree tops and it’s mostly hidden from the street. Our little plot of earth is flat, half of it is devoid of trees and the house is in full view of everyone who drives by.

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After careful thought we changed direction – not a full 180 degree turn, but a fairly wide veer that honors the history of the neighborhood. It’s an eclectic street, with at least one home from each of the last six decades, but its soul is mid-century and that’s where we decided to focus the design. In a future post, I’ll take time to discuss how the architect took two very different styles – today’s super modern and 1950’s modern – and blended them into something we think works well, but for the sake of brevity we need to focus on the siding. As soon as we switched gears to the mid-century vibe we knew siding would be involved; specifically a style called board-and-batten. Around this time I had many dreams about playing very intense games of badminton. Oddly wired brain, clue number two.

I’ve learned that words are very important on a building project. For example, if you refer to bendy doors people will look at you as if you have a mild form of mental retardation. Say bi-fold doors and the proverbial doors of communication open wide and people start treating you like a functioning adult.

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In case you’re interested, we are not using any form of folding door – bendy or otherwise. Those things are ridiculously expensive and the only purpose they serve in Texas is to allow mosquitoes the size of small cars inside.

Over the last week, the house has really taken shape. Roofs are up, some windows are in, and they delivered the hardie board used to make our board-and-badminton batton siding. It turns out it’s not the hearty board I’ve been erroneously referring to all these months. Not familiar with the stuff? Here’s some information: Pros and Cons of Hardie Board

Closed:The Case of How Hardie Board Siding Morphed into Hardy Boy Dreams

Check back next week when we attempt to solve The Mystery of the Missing Plumber. (Actually, we found him…in a hospital, but that’s a story for another time.)

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Roofs, Sheathing and Vacuums

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There’s an issue with the pitched roof part of the house (no issues with the flat roofs (so far)). It needs more support – most likely in the form of structural steel. This issue is trying. Instead of many paragraphs describing the background of this problem, we’ll just wait for the pretty pictures that come with a successful resolution.

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Framing: Week Two

We have stairs now, which makes getting to the second floor so much easier. There was a moment when I swear we looked like a couple of apes swinging from trees trying to get up there before they installed the bottom half of the stairs. A moderately dislocated shoulder and bruised hip bone gave me a whole new appreciation for a well crafted graduated incline. Sorry, no pictures of the monkeying around.

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Progress

Framing, week one:

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You know what’s fun? Jumping around those internal bracing boards like you’re on the set of Mission Impossible (okay, fine, it’s more like stepping over them gingerly with the gait of a middle-aged person, if you really must know).

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Some measurements were off, but they’re easy fixes.

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The windows in the kitchen are another story. In order to accommodate their weight, a larger header was installed, but that bumped the windows too far down. Moving them up just a couple of inches means replacing wood with steel. Fingers crossed it’s a quick and relatively painless fix. Even with the windows slightly off, it’s easy to see the prominent role the pond will play in the kitchen. I can’t tell you how happy this makes me. The pond is the most wonderfully magical thing ever.

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We’re hopeful this baby will have a roof next week!

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Look! In the sky! It’s a bird…it’s a plane…

We have a foundation!

And some other stuff!

As the crew was pouring, I kept looking up, certain I would see pigs gliding across the sky on newly sprouted wings.

As with everything else associated with this project, this was not an easy task. The pour itself went flawlessly, but issues with the city the day before nearly threw us off track again. No need to bore you with the details, but you should know we’re grateful to the one person in the Public Works Department who gets things done. If we were younger, we would name a child after him.

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Now Serving

It’s been a little over two months since the last update. This update wasn’t supposed to happen until they poured the foundation because, let’s face it, it’s not really a building project until the foundation goes in, right? We still have no foundation, but here’s an update anyway.

We’re in the middle of a beautiful spell of weather and we were so hopeful concrete trucks would work their magic this week, but a meeting with our builder burst that little bubble. It seems we’re not the only project in the world (gasp!) and the projects in line ahead of us have dealt with the same nasty weather so everyone is behind.

It feels a bit like standing at a deli counter, looking up at a sign that says Now Serving #76, then looking down at the #149 ticket in your hand. I’m not typically a negative person, but I fully expect to be in the middle of a six-week-long ice storm by the time they call our number.

All is not lost, though. Here’s what has happened in the last couple of months:

We ordered windows while they were on sale. The sale allowed us to upgrade the energy efficiency of the glass while staying below budget (win/win!). Unfortunately, the manufacturer wouldn’t hold them indefinitely – the exact amount of time this project will take – so they’re living in a storage unit near the construction site.

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Sloe/Slow Progress

I’ve taken to drinking sloe gin. Except it’s spelled s-l-o-w around here, just like the work on the sewer pipe.

After serious delays due to weather – we can’t curse the rain that came in mid-late November since Texas has long been in a serious drought (but oh how I would like to) – the city moved the pipe and constructed a new manhole. Typed out, it seems all easy-peasy, but reality is far different.

Step One: Digging out the old pipe.
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